Welcome to Phill's Simpsons page. Here you'll find Simpsons images, Simpsons sounds, Prank calls and Chalkboard sayings.


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 SIMPSONS  SOUNDS

  YOU LITTLE!!     HOMER CRAZY!!     DEMOCRATS!!

BRIGHT!!    BORING!!

BOOGIE MAN!!     BLUBBER!!    BASH!!

BAD STUFF!!
 
 

Chalkboard sayings

"I WILL ALWAYS FINISH WHAT I START"'

"I WILL NOT PAY ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM"

"I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS"

"I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK"

"I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS"

"I DID NOT SEE ELVIS"

"I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS"

"I WILL NOT FAKE SEISURES"

"MY NAME IS NOT DR. JONES"

"I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION"

"I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID"

"TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING"

"I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT"

"A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER"

"I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN"

"COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS"

"I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY"

 

"GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE"

"I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES"

"I WILL NOT SHOW OFF"

"I WILL NOT CARVE GODS"

"I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS"

"I AM NOT A DENTIST"

"HAMSTERS CANOT FLY"

"I WILL NOT USE ABBREV."

"NOONE WANTS TO HEAR MY ARMPITS"

"I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE"

"THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATERPARK"

"NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY"

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